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The Sex Product You Didn't Know You Needed
Doesn't everyone want to kick it up a notch in the bedroom?
Kiersten Essenpreis
We all have grocery lists, items sitting in Amazon carts, and Pinterest boards full of home decor inspo, but who among us keeps a wish list for things to improve our sex lives? It doesn’t make sense, girlfriends. Sex is a huge part of our lives; the intimacy, stress relief, and sheer pleasure of it all are undeniably important. And yet, while we’re happy to invest in skincare, designer shoes, and throw pillows, we rarely put the same energy (or money) into what happens behind closed doors. I get it, it’s a little awkward searching for sex products on your phone, and honestly, where is a woman even supposed to start? While we all know about (and maybe even own) traditional sex toys, there is a whole market out there full of unique, functional products that just may kick things up a notch in the bedroom department. Good news: I searched for and discovered some of these unique products. Keep reading to see if any tickle your fancy.
The Love Blanket
Whether you’re with a new beau for the first time or your husband of 45 years, nobody wants to be worried about making a mess while making whoopee (as they used to say). And don’t get me started on the whole post-sex “clean-up.” After sex, we should be able to drift away into la-la land in the arms of our lover on dry, clean sheets. Enter the Love Blanket, a waterproof layer you can throw over your bedding, couch, or wherever else you dare to do the deed. It’s soft, comfortable, fully waterproof, and easy to wash whenever you get around to it. Simply remove the blanket when all is said and done, and your bedding, couch, or car seats are as good as new! It’ll cost you about $85 although sales often pop up. It also typically comes with a two-year leak-proof guarantee. Bottom line? No more cliché “wet spot,” or post-romp laundry scramble. Heck, this isn’t even just a sex thing. Pack it for your next camping trip, beach night, or picnic because you never know when you might need a waterproof blanket.
An Intimacy Pillow
The Prim by Tabu
Courtesy Tabu
If you're going to splurge on a sex-specific blanket, girlfriends, you might as well pair it with a pillow. There are plenty of intimacy pillows on the market, each promising more comfort, better support in a variety of positions, and added stability. Most are designed like a basic wedge pillow and are especially helpful for anyone with back pain; they also promise to relieve pressure from the wrists, knees, and hips. Lovehoney offers a range of options, from small and discreet to full-size wedge pillows, with prices ranging from $70 to $299. For a pricier and more chic option, Tabu offers The Prim (even the name is sexy, right?). Made with a combination of memory foam and washable linen, it's far less bulky than a traditional wedge and is easily disguised as a stylish throw pillow. Not sure how to use it? No problem. Tabu has an entire webpage dedicated to position-by-position suggestions, complete with illustrations. The Prim will set you back about $195. If we're shelling out that kind of money for a sex pillow, girlfriends, it better leave us begging for more.
The Prim by Tabu
Courtesy Tabu
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Chocolates to Get You in the Mood
That's right, you can indulge in your two favorite things at once with Tabs uniquely crafted aphrodisiac chocolates. Choose from dark chocolate, pink cherry rose, or vegan milk chocolate, break a square in half, share it with your partner, and wait for the sparks to fly. Made with natural ingredients (including cocoa, Horny Goat Weed, Maca Root, and Kanna) this sweet treat is designed to enhance arousal. According to the company's website, you can expect the effects to kick in about 30 minutes after consumption: Expect “a calm warmth first, then a steady increase in sensitivity and desire." Note the limit of one square per person per day, and be aware that the effects can last up to three hours. One box costs $29.99 and comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee.
Vipstick Serum by Hygiene Hero
Just when you thought you'd heard it all, the wellness world creates something called Vipstick, which is kind of like lipstick, but for your "other lips." This serum is designed to hydrate skin, increase blood flow, reduce friction and, like a good lip plumper, provide a warming, plumping effect to boot. Pack your Vipstick next to your favorite lipstick in your purse and apply as needed. Glide it directly onto clean skin, massage in a circular motion for about 20 seconds, and use daily for soothing and nourishment or before sex to get yourself in the mood (and smelling extra sweet). Scents include peach, piña colada, strawberry, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, and unscented. It's made with all-natural ingredients and is safe for oral contact in small amounts. One stick costs about $32 and will leave you smelling great and feeling even better.
Who knew so many unique, functional and delicious products were out there, waiting to be discovered? If these products don’t call your name, then get out there and continue to search. Your sex life deserves it.
Would you try any of the above? Let us know in the comments below.
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